C’mon, you big ugly fuck! I’m gonna kick your ass! Thousands of people have died after nuclear missiles have launched in the ongoing war between the U.S. and Russia. Rather than risk any more large scale causalities, both sides agree to send their best soldier to fight the other in a mano-a-mano duel to the death. Directed by none other than the shockproof regular David A. Prior, The Final Sanction stars his brother Ted of the Playgirl nude pictorial fame and the always formidable Robert Z’Dar from the Maniac Cop franchise. Shot probably in David’s own backyard, the film simply transcends its own stupidity and comes out as a quite rivetingly bad entertainment. It will be dubbed live from the stage into Czech by Kafilerie Zawadská and Immanuel Lubrikant, so you better start practicing your Czech, folks.